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Klepto's Nightcap
Klepto's Nightcap
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Klepto's Nightcap isn't for the weak stomached. One sip of this glowing reactor sludge and your thoughts start buzzing louder than the ship engine at full burn.
Nobody knows where Klepto stole it from. Nobody wants to know.
It leaks. It drips. It hums if you hold it too close to your ear. Somewhere between toxic waste and alien moonshine, Klepto's Nightcap became less of a drink and more of a terrible decision that keeps getting made. Most creatures would throw it away. Klepto bottled it.
Drink at your own risk. Collect at your own risk. Trust absolutely nothing glowing neon green.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
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